CH Staff November 17, Dating someone? Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic “submission form”: My girlfriend broke up with me for 2 weeks because she found out I was cheating in Words with Friends Ryan P I took my ex-girlfriend of three years to a pretty cool noodle bar, spontaneously as she always complained I wasn’t spontaneous enough. She wouldn’t speak to me when the main meal arrived or for two days afterwards. Vince Sal from University of Leeds I asked my boyfriend to say something nice to me. He responded by saying he likes the way my neck muscles bulge out when I turn my head to the side. A B My girlfriend forwards me all the penis enlargement pills spam emails she gets. A Anonymous After sex my boyfriend will “surprise” trust fall onto me. Erica M My boyfriend and I developed a method for when we finish going at it and I’m on top and we don’t want to make a mess on our way to the bathroom.

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It’s come to my attention recently – on several occasions – that I might be missing out on When this realization first dawned on me, I was a tad abashed. But upon closer examination, I think I am ok with it. And by ok, I mean I don’t really give a fuck. Snarky and I were watching The Office last night [sorta spoilers ahead if you are not caught up on your Tivo watching] and towards the end there was a reference to a YouTube video that apparently went SO ridiculously viral that the entire viewing public was supposed to be in on the joke.

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The ceremony started and just as they were announced as husband and wife, I realized I’d forgotten to push record! They had to repeat the vows all over again so I could get a video It got everywhere, even in my hair. That’s me — pop the tag after four years. They canceled the party, and I wasn’t allowed back.

I’d missed all the stops and the bus driver must not have seen me. I was so confused. It was very clear that he didn’t think women were as qualified for the field as the guys. So when he went to shake our hands after class, I licked mine beforehand. She didn’t have extra beds and we snuggled up together on a very small couch. We just had to kinda …” —Monica “I feel like we just kind of yin-yanged on the love seat.

All my friends make fun of me. And I hate talking to boys while I poop. So I’m like, ‘Nothing, really.

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This was written for the Dec. This is the final time that I will write this column If a prediction by the ancient Mayan culture is correct, that is. I only write this column every couple of weeks due to a rotation with our other Web-centric workers here in the office. Not that I buy into that doom-and-gloom scenario of the end of the world. I mean she did all the work, right? Being that this could be my last time writing this column, though, I want to write about me.

I mean, normally, I like writing about you, usually, but occasionally, I wanna write about me. When you started reading this you thought I was going to ramble on about what we did on the Web this week. But now, more about me. Like did you know that I am an only child, but I have three sisters who are blood-related. Or that when I graduated from high school U.

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Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony: But he also knows women the man has four sisters! So we asked him how to tell if a guy is getting hooked. May 31, Chris Clinton I’ve been surrounded by women my whole life, and I have a good grasp on how you think. But truth be told, there are still things I just don’t get about you. For the purposes of this article, I’ll keep my list short: As my civic duty, I’m going to lay out exactly what you should be keeping an eye on. Here’s what we do when we like you.

It’s not the frequency that shows if he’s into you. The truest sign of a guy’s interest assuming you’ve been on a few dates has to do with when he’s sending his texts. Like, before noon is weird. He has a job, right? You want it to be sometime between noon and 5 p. He’s waited just long enough not to look desperate, but he’s leaving enough time for the two of you to make solid plans.

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The Tesco car park dude So, you can’t blame me for being flattered when a complete stranger asked me out in Tesco car park, can you? I mean, how often does that happen? The sobriety of broad daylight. Me; no make up, unbrushed hair, looking like a sack of spuds in a long summer dress. Loading bags of nappies, cheerios and baby wipes into the boot of my family car – trying to fit them around the buggy in the boot.

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My neighbors have sex with the curtains open and the lights on so I watch. It always goes like this: At about minute 5 he grabs a page of the NYTimes and holds it ready. At the last second he pulls out and cums into the paper. He gets up and hobbles out of view with his junk wrapped in newsprint. Then she gets up and checks her email in the nude.

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